Thursday, 17 January 2008

Doctor's orders...

"You have whiplash, and the muscles in your back have spassumed. Take some paracetamol and ibuprofen... Not get out of my office and stop wasting my time!" Well, he didn't say the office bit, but I went in, he asked questions, took my blood pressure, weighed me and told me I'm under-weight for my height and asked if I had an eating disorder... He should spend a day at work with me! I eat like a horse! Uh.. he also made me bend about, prodded at me and then was like OK bye.

NHS on top form as usual!

Also, was speaking to my insurance company today and they were like, yeah no claim has been made by the other party. Oh right... Thanks for that! If they say it was my fault, I'm going to be like, well clearly, my car drove into his lorry. Mmm. Idiots.

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